Ho Ho Holy shit it's Christmas Ornament.
 
Yep, this ornament is sure to make several people laugh. 
You can pick if you want the ornament made out of Red Oak wood or Baltic Birch. 
Red oak is a wood with a more wood grain look and is reddish in color. 
 
You can also pick if you want them engraved or scored. 
Scored is just the outline 
 
They are 3.5" in size.