Mom’s Sh*t List Kitchen Towel

Add some sass and laughter to your kitchen with this black and white cotton towel featuring the hilarious sentiment:
"Mom’s Sht List — Do not break sht. Do not hit people with sht. Do not act like a little sht. Do not fight over sht. Do not touch other people’s sht. But most importantly… do not make me lose my sht!"*
Made from soft, durable cotton and machine-washable for easy cleanup — because moms have enough sh*t to deal with already!
 
🍪 Product Highlights:
• 100% cotton for absorbency and durability
• Generously sized at 28" x 28"
• Machine-washable for easy cleanup
• Packaged on a sleek black plastic hanger—ready to gift or display
• A fun, functional accent for bakers, foodies, and procrastinators alike
Whip up some cookies and a smile—no judgment here.